Now I know what you’re thinking, isn’t the title kind of contradictory? Maybe, but that’s the point I’m trying to make today. Recently, it’s been brought to my attention that there are people who believe that the ‘Freemasons’ are the rulers of this world, that they’re in control of the things that happen and are secretly working some kind of master plan to take over.
You see folks, this is exactly the kind of thing that I deal with, as is my specialty. Sometimes, people pick out the innocent person in the crowd and wrongly accuse them of these kinds of things. Case in point, Green Mile. Case number 2 in point, O.J. Simpson (but that’s a whole different topic that I won’t go into). Basically, if there’s even a sliver of doubt, people will jump to conclusions, because that’s what they do.
Now, as always, it’s time for my opinion. In other words, it’s time for me to tear down a differing opinion with facts (or at least, my facts).
Fact: the Freemasons are not rulers of this world. End of story. However, I know that there are people who seek proof, so it’s proof that I will give them.
Fact: things don’t always work conveniently for me, so if the Masons were in control of things, then you would think that they would cut me some slack for all the bad things that have happened.
Fact: if the Masons were plotting something, don’t you think they would have done something by now? Have you seen the state of our world?
So basically folks, don’t go listening to all of these crazy stories, because you haven’t yet been equipped with all of the facts. This should be enough ammunition for your debating gun, so don’t go to the battle for our minds unarmed. Besides, if anyone was trying to take over the world, it would be the Illuminati.
(Disclaimer: most of the things I wrote here are a joke, it’s a late April Fool’s joke, but I did it. Thanks for reading this :D)
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